Fat Bus Driver Vs. Guy On Crutches...Who Ya Got?

Now this didn’t quite break out into a mollywhopper, but it definitely turned into a much better fight than anyone on that bus expected. Fat bus driver vs. cripple should be an absolute bloodbath, but this fight was all about not judging a book by its cover. I imagine most bus drivers have to do some sort of defense training in case some crazy motherfucker gets on a bus and tries to fuck this up. But I didn’t realize that drivers to be able to throw a dude in a Tazmission easy peezy like that. And I CERTAINLY didn’t expect a guy on crutches to be so nimble and lively on his feet. Dude was playing possum like a wrestler that has been milking the same fake injury for years (Shout out to DLo Brown and that chest protector). That Ric Flair “WOOOOO” and the marksmanship he displayed with his crutch and quick trigger to use the crutch as a weapon tells me that this wasn’t his first rodeo.

As for the fight, I guess the driver wins it on points since he had the upper-hand most of the match. But there is a difference between winning the fight and winning the video. I don’t know what the guy on crutches said to the bus driver, but it had to be one of like three magic words that caused him to snap. Kicking a guy with his back to you, let alone a guy on crutches is some real deal supervillain shit. However if the guy on crutches told the bus driver he was fat and that his wife and kids think he’s a failure, I think that’s a fair response.